14 April 2016

Reasons to Buy an Adult Onesie

Photo by Greg Sheehan. Buy your own today!


-end of list*

*see also: keeps you warm at night, adds flair to any packing photo, allows you to make friends easily, keeps people you shouldn't be friends with away from you, has ample belly space to enjoy the biggest of meals, pairs well with flip flops OR down booties, lets you achieve your dream of finally having a tail, comes with POCKETS to keep your adult-needing valuables close at hand, allows you to become a human-sized action figure mascot, assures you will never be left unsupervised because - any time - day or night - everyone will know exactly where you are!

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