I didn't do much shopping down under, as I have a pretty strict don't-buy-crap-that-you'll-have-to-schlep-around-on-your-back rule, but that doesn't mean I didn't appreciate some of NZ's finest offerings. I've already written about the amusing socks and you know from my highway signs post that Kiwi's are sometimes inadvertently hilarious, so these following signs should come as no surprise.
You might actually need some pills to stomach the idea of buying possum socks (although I must say I did some investigation and these were quite soft indeed - it's the newest 'rage' in textiles apparently!)
I love 'instructional' cothing
If you end up eating and drinking too much and 'outgrow' your clothes a bit don't worry, we've got you covered:
Not sure what you need? That's no problem either!
Feeling fancy? Shop here.
Buy these (ironically not sold at Madame Fancy Pants)
Don't have a place for all this new stuff you bought? Buy a hippie sack!